“Listen sunshine, you ever ring me again I’ll break your bleeding neck”
“Dad, relax, dad, its me”
Greg Thompson, Roy Wegerle & Steve Wegerle fail to take the subtle approach to pursuing a Rowdies cheerleader
Chris Waddle and Neil Ruddock aren’t done Roman
Ryan Giggs contemplates a career change
Steve Harkness, Robbie Fowler, Bryan Robson and friends visit a Buddhist temple
Time out of management is just flying by for Harry Redknapp
John Barnes and Chris Waddle something something Mexico probably
Trevor Francis has got the boot-room blues
Ossie Ardiles, Claudio Marangoni, Alex Sabella and Ricky Villa sightsee in their kit
David Beckham forms a defensive wall with Brandi Chastain, the 1st Lady and SpongeBob Squarepants
Gary Lineker tries to steel a kid’s crisps whilst defecating
Newcastle United players leave themselves open to jokes about creeks and paddles
Oxford United players point at an old man
David Cotterill gets a tattoo
Sensing his time in the England squad may be fleeting, Matt Le Tissier gets his hands on a souvenir
