Awkward Photos from Football Photo Shoots

The truly ugly face of football
Phil Jagielka gets caught way out of position

Phil Jagielka gets caught way out of position

Either Vincent Kompany is shrinking or Noel Gallagher is growing

Either Vincent Kompany is shrinking or Noel Gallagher is growing

Belgium’s squad have a falling out with the nextdoor neighbours

Belgium’s squad have a falling out with the nextdoor neighbours

Ipswich Town are annoyed to be left on the farm as night draws in.

Ipswich Town are annoyed to be left on the farm as night draws in.

All Ajax, together as one, except for when it comes to staged celebrations

All Ajax, together as one, except for when it comes to staged celebrations

John Terry tries to look welcoming

John Terry tries to look welcoming

Zenit Saint Petersburg try to reach new fans with a popular young character who was really big a few years ago… and introduce him to Bart Simpson

Zenit Saint Petersburg try to reach new fans with a popular young character who was really big a few years ago… and introduce him to┬áBart Simpson

Scotland enjoy some completely unstaged banter

Scotland enjoy some completely unstaged banter

Halifax Town look confused and unimpressed in an opticians

Halifax Town look confused and unimpressed in an opticians

Allan Cockram and Gary Blissett keep it real

Allan Cockram and Gary Blissett keep it real

Gareth Bale under uses his shelves

Gareth Bale under uses his shelves

Wycombe Wanders players exchange thoroughly unconvincing dressing room ‘banter’

Wycombe Wanders players exchange thoroughly unconvincing dressing room ‘banter’

Manchester United launch their new away kit… not sure about the goalkeeper kit with optional flag

Manchester United launch their new away kit… not sure about the goalkeeper kit with optional flag

Matija Nastasic is too engrossed in painting to help Edin Dzeko and Scott Sinclair launch a Youth Group

Matija Nastasic is too engrossed in painting to help Edin Dzeko and Scott Sinclair launch a Youth Group

"Listen sunshine, you ever ring me again I’ll break your bleeding neck""Dad, relax, dad, its me"

"Listen sunshine, you ever ring me again I’ll break your bleeding neck"
"Dad, relax, dad, its me"