Awkard Photos from Football Photo Shoots

Liam Fontaine and Lewin Nyatanga provoke a tiger

Has anyone ever actually heard Nolberto Solano play one of these?

Dino Zoff and Giorgio Chinaglia in a pedalo

Andy Gray startles another poor deer

Brian Kilcline remains impartial

Chris Nichol and Mike Lyons flick to kick

Neville Southall bloody loves his new gloves

Zinedine Zidane laughs at a cake

Takashi Usami goes where a hundred new Bayern Munich signings have gone before

Peter Shilton and Ray Clemence laugh in the face of homo-ertoica