Awkward Photos from Football Photo Shoots

The truly ugly face of football
Scotland enjoy some completely unstaged banter

Scotland enjoy some completely unstaged banter

Halifax Town look confused and unimpressed in an opticians

Halifax Town look confused and unimpressed in an opticians

Allan Cockram and Gary Blissett keep it real

Allan Cockram and Gary Blissett keep it real

Gareth Bale under uses his shelves

Gareth Bale under uses his shelves

Wycombe Wanders players exchange thoroughly unconvincing dressing room ‘banter’

Wycombe Wanders players exchange thoroughly unconvincing dressing room ‘banter’

Manchester United launch their new away kit… not sure about the goalkeeper kit with optional flag

Manchester United launch their new away kit… not sure about the goalkeeper kit with optional flag

Matija Nastasic is too engrossed in painting to help Edin Dzeko and Scott Sinclair launch a Youth Group

Matija Nastasic is too engrossed in painting to help Edin Dzeko and Scott Sinclair launch a Youth Group

"Listen sunshine, you ever ring me again I’ll break your bleeding neck""Dad, relax, dad, its me"

"Listen sunshine, you ever ring me again I’ll break your bleeding neck"
"Dad, relax, dad, its me"

Greg Thompson, Roy Wegerle & Steve Wegerle fail to take the subtle approach to pursuing a Rowdies cheerleader

Greg Thompson, Roy Wegerle & Steve Wegerle fail to take the subtle approach to pursuing a Rowdies cheerleader

Chris Waddle and Neil Ruddock aren’t done Roman

Chris Waddle and Neil Ruddock aren’t done Roman

Ryan Giggs contemplates a career change

Ryan Giggs contemplates a career change

Steve Harkness, Robbie Fowler, Bryan Robson and friends visit a Buddhist temple

Steve Harkness, Robbie Fowler, Bryan Robson and friends visit a Buddhist temple

Time out of management is just flying by for Harry Redknapp

Time out of management is just flying by for Harry Redknapp

John Barnes and Chris Waddle something something Mexico probably

John Barnes and Chris Waddle something something Mexico probably

Trevor Francis has got the boot-room blues

Trevor Francis has got the boot-room blues